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Don’t keep us in suspense Spencer
There was a young man named Spencer
Who got caught up in world events, er
He was in Beijing
Fell in love with Su Ling
Soon things between them began to commence, uh
A few months later it became apparent
Spencer's becoming a parent
Lots of time spent, don't know where the time went
On this comment at his nephew's commencement
He said 'Ma, said she will buy, me? Pa rent!
