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There once was a man named Mark

Who frequently would make a dumb remark 

He'd say 'Had fun in the park today, was so nice

But won't go back tomorrow, can't go twice 

Might get a ticket if I double park'

His wife, she got fed up with Mark 

She'd say 'Another day, another dumb remark 

You're making me sick

I'm planning to leave you quick

And run away with your best friend Clark'

Mark felt sad, could his life get darker?

Said to her 'Give me a magic marker 

Want to write in letters bold

Clark don't want you, you're too old

Didn't I see you on Noah's Ark, huh?'