Have you heard? So absurd

There was a bird lover named Gwen

Who'd tell you over and over again 

'Though I know it pinches

Gimme at least seven finches

Do they crow? Wanna know where and when'

 

Gwen was friends with a gal Billie Jo

Also a bird lover, you know 

She'd say 'Can't wait till tomorrow

I may see a sparrow 

Though I'd prefer, you see, to uh..swallow'

 

Gwen and Billie Jo, each easy to mock 

They were the first gals on their block

To fall in love with an owl

How he made them both howl

Loved him much more than a peacock 

 

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