There was a bird lover named Gwen
Who'd tell you over and over again
'Though I know it pinches
Gimme at least seven finches
Do they crow? Wanna know where and when'
Gwen was friends with a gal Billie Jo
Also a bird lover, you know
She'd say 'Can't wait till tomorrow
I may see a sparrow
Though I'd prefer, you see, to uh..swallow'
Gwen and Billie Jo, each easy to mock
They were the first gals on their block
To fall in love with an owl
How he made them both howl
Loved him much more than a peacock