Fathers Day is coming soon
It's the third Sunday in June
A day to honor your Dad
And realize he's probably not as bad
As the one I had, he was a loon
When I was a kid around eight
I thought there was nothing as great
Than spending the day watching TV
Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd so funny
But this got my father irate
One day he asked 'Wanna see a cartoon?'
Would I? I was over the moon!
But I lost all my elation
When we got to the gas station
He said 'Here's where you get a car tuned'