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Old MacDonald had a farm

E I E I O 

Costs him a leg and an arm 

Farm costs are not low

His mortgage, couldn't pay

Afraid that the bank would say

'Old MacDonald, you can't stay'

Leave the farm? Oh no!

Old MacDonald was depressed 

Why? I'm sure you know

With his farm, he was obsessed 

Didn't want to go

Then one day, an idea 

To him it was very clear 

'Horny men should all come here

Need to find some hos'

Old MacDonald feels brand new 

Since he found some hos

'I'm no longer feeling blue 

These hos, they are pros'

All options were explored 

In exchange for room and board 

From the money that they've whored

It all goes to you!