There once was a woman named Tina
Been a long time since I've seen her
Had a husband named Ike
Who she didn't much like
Because he had a nasty demeanor
Most nights he'd be fighting with Tina
Once they were in Pasadena
Ike threatened her with a gun
That wasn't much fun
Got charged with a misdemeanor
Tina has died, sad to learn
Respect and admiration she'd earn
Will be three years she's gone this May
She was so hot in her day
When she died, she'd burn, Tina Turner's now in an urn