Today is a special day
It's the first of May, ok?
Let me be the first to say
Wishing you happy May Day
That, I think, is so not right
Everyone must see the light
We must try with all our might
Start to say happy May night
Some of you may start to laugh
But if you plot it on a graph
A day includes a night, it's half
I'm doing this on nights' behalf
The idea, I got while in the shower
Strange thoughts come to me at that hour
Like I'm possessed by a higher power
Better quit while I'm ahead, like now, er