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Once upon a time, there lived a man named Watt
A mean, nasty man. A real fuck
He was known as Watt the Fuck
One day, Watt the Fuck disappeared
Where is Watt the Fuck?
Where did Watt the Fuck go?
Watt the Fuck!
They never found Watt the Fuck
But since he was such a fuck, nobody gave one
Fuck Watt the Fuck!