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Give him a room to rest
I worked with a man named Ron
Married to lovely gal from Paris, Yvonne
Ron had a problem not making him merry
His problem was basically urinary
Always needed to excuse himself to use the john
Yvonne said 'I have a solution for you
Listen what I'll tell you to do
From now on, when the urge comes on
Don't excuse yourself and say you need to use the john
Say you must excuse yourself, you need to use the loo!'
