My investigation, Trump’s denomination

President Trump, if this is true, oh man

Reports of an affair with a gal Terri Ann

They had a big fight, er..

Did Trump really bite her?

Thought he gave it up. Trump, Pres byt Terri Ann?

 

I checked with Marian the librarian 

She said the story was broke by a Bulgarian

President Trump isn't Presbyterian 

It was a scam started by a Nigerian

So what's Trump? He's a Totalitarian!

 

https://pcusa.org/news-storytelling/news/2020/11/3/once-claiming-be-trump-now-says-hes-nondenominational-christian

 

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