Where’s da Kings, uh..Richmond?

This land is your land

That land is my land

What about um..Staten Island?

Aka Richmond

Who calls it Richmond?

Nobody I know of, omg

 

A different borough

Don't want to go, oh

Because they're lyin'

There's no denyin'

They do in Red Hook

That's what I said, look!

Bro ok ly-n? Not to me!

 

Are you interested, by the way Why Staten Island is aka Richmond?

The Europeans, who took control of the island from Native Americans

already settled there, wanted people to come and populate the area.

What's a good enticement to get people interested? Money, of course

Come to Staten Island, become rich! How long would it take to become rich?

Within a week! What? Yes, all the advertising posters all over town read 'Wanna be Rich? Live in Staten Island! You could be Rich in a day! What day? Rich-Mond ay!' A borough name is born! Which nobody ever uses..

 

 

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