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Inform Norman, far from the norm him
There was a young man named Norman
One of the strangest young men you ever saw, man
Wasn't mentally well
He ran a motel
With his mom who he'd really adore, man
Whenever a single female would check-in
Norman would ask 'Wanna do some neckin'?'
You better believe
They would all quickly leave
He'd say 'Damn, not even some peckin'?'
When this happened, Norman would get very irate
He'd go into a psychotic state
Is it really necessary to tell
What went on at the Bates Motel?
Norman, why didn't you just masturbate?
