I know a man whose name is Mitch
Was born poor, but now Mitch is rich
At this time every year
Mitch makes one thing clear
'Pay taxes? What's the point? It's a bitch'
This year, Mitch has no such concern
Ask him why, the answer you'll learn
He'll say 'The reason I can relax is
I no longer file my taxes
Why? I've reached the point of no return'