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He was fakin’, we got taken
We're here to pay our respects to Mr White
Who we were told, passed away last night
He was a wonderful guy
With a sense of humor you and I
Found so amusing, he was such a delight
His sense of humor was so dry
Wait..what? Mr White didn't die?
This news makes me nervous
While we're holding his memorial service
Whose homes are being robbed? You and I!
Upon hearing this, I was greeted
With boos and hisses till I conceded
Mr White's humor was wry, let me explain
He didn't die, he's vacationing in Spain
Remain seated! Like your rye plain? Like mine seeded!
