Why not use direct deposit?

I know a woman, her name is Bea 

Started a small business, needed an employee 

She hired a young man named Grant

Would you believe what Grant did? I can't 

Something I never thought I'd see 

 

Last payday, Bea attended a seminar 'Go High Tech'

How would Grant be able to get his check?

Bea left a signed check in the drawer 

Didn't write an amount, Grant's net pay wasn't sure

Told him 'You fill it in, make sure it's right, doublecheck'

 

Upon returning to her office, Bea looked so troubled 

Started ranting 'That boys ass should be pummeled!

Grant, you stupid jerk!

Look for a new place to work 

Told you 'Doublecheck your net pay', your net pay you doubled!

 

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