I know a woman, her name is Bea
Started a small business, needed an employee
She hired a young man named Grant
Would you believe what Grant did? I can't
Something I never thought I'd see
Last payday, Bea attended a seminar 'Go High Tech'
How would Grant be able to get his check?
Bea left a signed check in the drawer
Didn't write an amount, Grant's net pay wasn't sure
Told him 'You fill it in, make sure it's right, doublecheck'
Upon returning to her office, Bea looked so troubled
Started ranting 'That boys ass should be pummeled!
Grant, you stupid jerk!
Look for a new place to work
Told you 'Doublecheck your net pay', your net pay you doubled!