Thought I found the one for me
True love has arrived, finally
Never had anyone, was depressed
Now I'm so happy, she's the best!
We went out, had lots of fun
Knew she had to be the one
I said 'Come over to my place tomorrow'
Didn't have a clue that would lead to sorrow
We're in the living room, just sitting there
She was on the couch, me on the chair
I said 'Would you feel more comfortable instead
If you were laying on the bed?'
Her response? I cried and cried
She kept saying 'Access denied'
Knew this would happen! I wanna die
She's not even real, no, she's A.I.!