This happens sometimes when I'm home
I'll be searching for my comb
I'll go through the house like a fine-tooth comb
I'll rummage through every drawer
If I still can't find it, I'll look some more
Don't ever want to blow my stack
If necessary, I will ransack
I will scour if it takes an hour
Still hasn't turned up? My mood turns sour
Where the hell's my comb?
I've looked all over!
Then suddenly, I see the light
Don't even need a comb, that's right
Where's my hair? No longer there
There's hardly any for a damn comb-over!