My friend had purchased tickets
To the boxing match
He planned to take his nephew
But the flu his nephew did catch
My friend asked if I would like to go
I told him 'I don't know'
He said 'What don't you know?'
I said 'I don't know what it's about'
My friend said 'What are you talking about?
You know what it's about
It's about two guys hitting each other
Trying to knock each other out'
I said 'If that's what it's about
I'd rather not go to the bout
About that I have no doubt'
He said 'Ok, I'll throw the ticket out'