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Ward of the state
There was a man named Ward, with women always scored
If with any woman he dated, Ward wouldn't end up scoring
He'd get aggravated, his happiness needed restoring
What Ward did, I really shouldn't laugh
He wouldn't ask them for their autograph
Ward would take a saw and saw these women in half
In time, Ward was convicted and became a convict
He didn't have his freedom, the main thing they restrict
He spoke to the warden, who said the following to Ward
'Ward, for what you did, don't expect any awards
You're getting what you deserve, you're getting your just rewards'
