Who would’ve thought? It figures

A pair of of identical twins, Alan and Pete 

Against each other would always compete 

Each loved to see the other go down to defeat 

Both made a fortune working on Wall Street

 

To flaunt how rich they were, both bought a car

Pete bought a Mercedes Benz

Alan said 'Loser! I got you beat by far

I got a Rolls Royce! This contest now ends!'

 

Alan & Pete, stop! Your mutual hatred cuts like a knife

You guys have plenty of money, you're both set for life

Pete, your bro bought a Rolls, so what? That car is iconic

Think that Alan is More set for life? I don't think that's even ironic

 

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