A pair of of identical twins, Alan and Pete
Against each other would always compete
Each loved to see the other go down to defeat
Both made a fortune working on Wall Street
To flaunt how rich they were, both bought a car
Pete bought a Mercedes Benz
Alan said 'Loser! I got you beat by far
I got a Rolls Royce! This contest now ends!'
Alan & Pete, stop! Your mutual hatred cuts like a knife
You guys have plenty of money, you're both set for life
Pete, your bro bought a Rolls, so what? That car is iconic
Think that Alan is More set for life? I don't think that's even ironic
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