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What I’d like to know, is she FDIC insured?
A gal named Caren Dixon, you see
Didn't like that name, said 'Call me CD'
Was a cook for a food bank
Many homeless had her to thank
For the tasty meals she'd be fixin', omg
A co-worker, Willie, asked her out on a date
CD said 'Willie, let's get something straight
I need to be sure
That you are mature
What's your maturity date?'
Willie said 'I know I'm an immature dope an'
I have a crush on you, CD, I'm hopin'
Together we'll be
For eternity
Do you mind if my zipper I open?'
CD said 'Willie, you sound off the wall
Now, I'm not sure about you at all
You wanna open your zipper? Gee
Don't you mean you wanna open me, CD?
You can come in but there's a penalty for early withdrawl'
