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Where is Mr Ed? Ed is dead
Help me please
I'm at a loss
My wife is threatening divorce
I cannot sleep, I turn and toss
Divorce is what I dread
I spoke to my boss, his name is Ross
He isn't a man you wanna cross
Had a bad cold
Was very hoarse
He sent a text instead
What happened next, I read his text
It made me sick, ok
The reason my wife wants a divorce
She told Ross she thinks I am gay!
It was a joke
Of course, of course
My wife doesn't want to get divorced
The idea for the joke, it came from Ross
Not funny Ross, you're dead!
I know a mob boss
How he hates Ross
More than linguini without any sauce
Why he hates Ross with so much force?
Ross said his wife was good in bed
I said 'I know what to do to get back at Ross
An idea you'll endorse
Some will think it a little coarse
In his bed, put the head of a horse!
The mob boss said
'I'm at a loss
He mentioned you weren't so bright, said Ross
He should know, he is your boss
Yes, that's what he said!'
I've changed my mind about killing Ross
That would be such a tragic loss
You know who Ross is? Of course you do!
Remember David Schwimmer?
He played Ross on 'Friends!'
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