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In the USA today, many people are hurtin' 

Some of them, the USA, they may be desertin'

As I did with my young friend Mark, I'll try to explain

Don't go to Europe, you'll go through lesSpain

Portugal, they'll de..Port U gal or guy

Italy says 'That's not true! It a ly! It a ly!'

Poland? Used to be rich, today it's a Po' land

Iceland? Avoid, though once a very n Ice land

Holland is great, I understand 

Dat was Den,Mark, now it's A-Hol land

Sweden's a good place to go?

Are you ready to die-yet? First you're Swe den Low

Is Norway ok? Nor way I'm goin' to that F'in land!

Are there any countries in Europe that you can stand?

Give me a minute, hmm, let me think..

Ireland! that's the land I des Ire land of great whiskey, let's drink!'