There was a young gal named Andrea
In Virginia, lived in Alexandria
Though she loved the US
In time loved it less
Said 'I've decided to move to Zambia'
To make a living, she drove a taxi
Bought a parrot, named it Maxie
Said 'Moving here was no mistake
So glad I made the break
To the US, won't be coming back, see'
Eventually, Andrea came back
Her forehead, she'd always smack
Said 'I regret moving to Zambia
I should have gone to Gambia
I think it's any common sense I lack'