I once knew a guy named Cy
Who was married to a gal Annette
Cy was the type of guy
Who'd spend all day browsing the net
Annette was the type of gal
Who hated sitting around the house
She got fed up with Cy, left him for Sal
She said 'I'm tired of Cy, that louse'
If she was tired of her life, why Annette
Did you leave? The answer's not clear
Though Annette left Cy could still browse the uh..net
Thank God for uh..Wi-Fi already told you she's no longer here!