Ladies and gents, how you feeling?
A minute of time, I'd like to be stealing
When you wake in the morning
Do you feel like mourning?
A feeling you prefer not to be dealing?
Have a secret I'm no longer concealing
Are you ready? I'm now revealing
A fantastic new app called App-E
To be used on those days you feel crappy
Guaranteed to make you so happy, you'll be squealing!