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From the files of Big Pharma
There is a young man named Doug
Who by accident took the wrong drug
He said 'I feel awful
Did I do something unlawful?'
He feels sad, can you give Doug a hug?
There is a young man named Phil
Whose girlfriend took the wrong pill
Phil spoke to a doctor
Who said 'Have you focked her?
If that don't save her, nothing else will'
There is a young man named Paul
Works in a drugstore in the mall
I uncovered some information
That compared to the rest of the nation
Paul stands tall, takes no medication at all!'
