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Roy needs to grow up, he’s down
I have an old friend named Roy
Been friends since I was a boy
Roy has a tale to tell
One some of you may know well
With his feelings, no one should toy
Roy says 'Met her in the elevator
She was hot, I wanted to date her
But she turned me down
I felt like a clown
Was humiliated, I told her I hate her'
Roy, let me say this, no one cares
About you and your personal affairs
A bad friend? I am
But I don't give a damn
Stop taking the elevator, start taking the stairs!
