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A married couple I know, Lou and Sue

Have ten kids, but just wanted two 

Sue says 'Though I love to give birth, it

Is simply not worth it'

Lou 'We're having kids up the wazoo!'

On this issue, my views have evolved

If they ask, I'll be glad to get involved 

I'd tell Lou to get a vasectomy 

And Sue, a hysterectomy 

Aren't you glad you selected me? Problem solved!