There once was a man named Les
Whose life became a mess
Where once there was gladness, now is sadness
Enough to make a grown man cry? Yes
Les was expecting a delivery from Federal Express
He wanted to be home to receive it
But FedEx never showed, causing him much stress
What happened next is true though you may not believe it
Les was quite annoyed so he gave FedEx a call
They said 'Our records show this delivery can't be made at all'
'Why not? I was home waiting for it, you have the right address?'
'How can we make a home delivery to someone who is home, Les??'