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I've been thinking all day since I went to the john

If this is the planet I want to remain on

From planet Earth I'm considering fleeing

Have you heard Sean Lennon broke his leg skiing?

I read about it today online, have you?

Since I read it online, it's fine, it's gotta be true

Sean Lennon broke his leg, he spent time convalescing 

He hired an aide, but up things she was always messing 

He asked for a drink, she gave him lemonade she made

But for the lemonade the aide made, a heavy price she paid 

Instead of using sugar, the aide used salt 

Sean Lennon said 'This is all your fault' and laid her off

By that time, it was time to have lunch

Sean Lennon was thinking of having Cap'n Crunch

He changed his mind and said 'I think I'll have an egg'

But because he broke his leg, he needed an aide

But he laid his aide off, so he called someone you know

He called his Mom, Yoko Ono, to ask how to cook an egg

Its true, these sons and daughters of the famous

Continue to shame us, they're so spoiled

They can't tell the difference between soft and hard boiled 

Sean couldn't reach his Mom, she was in the john

Applying her favorite underarm deodorant, Mennen

Isn't that funny? She was putting Mennen on 

But she can't talk in the john to John Lennon's son Sean?

At least she's got son Sean... On a cloudy day

I'm not giving in to that temptation