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Sue the waitress, under stress
There is a young woman named Sue
Who says 'I don't know what to do
I'm a damn good waitress
But say the wrong thing, I guess
When customers ask for the menu'
They'll say 'May I see the menu please?'
I'll think 'What kind of customers are these?
Why are these people so nosy?
Know they are from the question they pose, see?
I'm not showing them the men that I please!'
