Mary Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
'I'd say ask my gardener Jose
But he was deported today
How the hell do I know?'
Little Bo Peep, she cannot sleep
She's subject to a fine, uh
She employed a maid
Didn't report what she was paid
Came here illegally from China
Peter Peter, fussy eater
Liked his food served in a pita
His wife Rosalita, said 'Hell
I serve food in a taco shell
It's ok if it's in a fajita?'
There was a young gal named Alisha
Who came here illegally from Tunisia
When ICE found out
They began to shout
'Let's knock her out without anesthesia'
There was a young man from Liberia
Whose disposition couldn't be cheerier
Was here legally, so what?
Did ICE think so? No, did not
'Must deport him, a person inferior'