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Don’t denounce it, learn to pronounce it
There once was a gal named Melania
Who lived in Eastern Pennsylvania
Wait, you say that doesn't rhyme?
As she told people all the time
It's not pronounced 'Me-lah-nia', it's 'Me-lai-nia'
She'd say 'I wish people in Pennsylvania
Were a whole lot more brainier
Keep telling them they pronounce my name wrong
But I won't have that problem for long
I've decided to move to Tanzania!'
Melania, there's something you need to hear
Want to make this point crystal clear
You get so uptight
About pronouncing names right
It's not pronounced 'Tan-zain-ia', it's 'Tan-zuh-nee-uh'!
