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A King named Don
Once upon a time there was a King named Don
Don is the King this poem is based on
This might be true, it's what many claim
Wished to be addressed just by his first name
Don the King had the bad habit of smokin'
Smoked three packs a day, no, I'm not jokin'
He would smoke a lot, far too often
After several years, would do lots of coughin'
His subjects said 'Don, go see the MD'
Buf Don wouldn't listen to reason, see
Said 'They think they know? I think they're all nuts
To cure my cough, coffee from Dunkin Donuts!'
Where Don the King got this nutty idea
DD coffee would cure his cough? It's not clear
Though eventually he was right, he did stop coughin'
Hasn't coughed once since he's been in his coffin
This ends the tale of a King named Don
Who thought he knew what was going on
Unfortunately for Don, too late he found
Did not know his ass from a hole in the ground
