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We stared, she despaired, poor Claire
There was a young lady named Claire
Who had a rather large derrière
On the street, couldn't pass
Because her humongous ass
Blocked the way, pedestrians beware
In her apartment house, sooner or later
All of her neighbors grew to hate her
They'd say 'Claire doesn't care
Now we must take the stairs
Her butt always gets stuck in the elevator'
