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Stop! I told you not to mention it!
Was strolling through the park..what's that stench?
A homeless man lying on the bench
Obviously, was not well
Had a terrible smell
Thought I'd help him because I'm a mensch
Gave him some money which got his attention
He kept thanking me, I kept saying 'Please, it don't mention'
But he didn't stop
We started arguing, I blew my top
Something not good for my hypertension
A cop came, said 'You guys having a convention?
I'm here to enforce noise prevention
If you two don't stop
I'll get another cop
We'll take you both to the House of Detention!'
