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There's a place in Manhattan called Katz's Deli

Should you visit there to fill your belly 

I admire you, you're quite courageous 

Their prices are so outrageous 

 

Their prices aren't my concern

If you go there because you yearn 

For a sandwich of corned beef or pastrami 

You'll learn every waiter's shirt says

'Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army'

 

What's that about? I checked, now I know 

If you'd like to know too, click the link below 

What I'd like you to do is sit up, take notice 

This concerns Donald Trump, our illustrious POTUS

 

You may have heard Trump insulted Somalis

Calling them garbage, was that enough folly?

Guess not, with a PR firm Trump's consulted 

Taking a cue from 'Send a Salami to Your Boy in the Army'

His new line 'Send a Somali to Bali or Mali'

 

https://www.nyhistory.org/community/send-a-salami

 

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