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Do you have Medicare Part A & B?
'Hello?'
'Good afternoon. I'm calling you regarding changes to Medicare which take effect January. I need to verify that you have Medicare Part A & B'
'I love to Part A! A Part A is where I long to B. Woohoo!'
'Uh..I need to verify you have Medicare Part A & B in order to explain the new benefits you're entitled to starting January'
'Do they offer friends with benefits?'
'No sir, they don't'
'That's ok. But I wanna make sure I'm getting the benefit of the doubt. Am I eligible for that?'
'No sir. I'm talking about the benefits you're eligible for starting 2026'
'What? Starting 2020, I was eligible for sex? Why'd you wait almost six years to tell me? I actually haven't had any sex since 2020. Thanks for telling me I'm eligible!'
'I'm connecting you with my supervisor. Please bear with me while I transfer the call'
'What? Did you just say you had a bear with you? Aren't you scared? Are you in the woods?'
'Click'
'Hello?'
