Author Information
Omg father! Who was she, the judge?
Carmine Manicotti was killed
Shot five times in the head
The cops, they actually were thrilled
A Mafia Don is dead
Eyewitnesses saw what took place
And based on their testimony
The cops arrested what's his face
You know, Don Corleone
The Don said 'Wtf is going on?
You know I am Don Corleone?
Nobody messes with the Don
Gimme a bowl of minestrone!'
The judge who was to hear the case
Had a reputation for being moody
You know, no one can take her place
The one and only Judge Judy!
Judge Judy versus the Don?
Clash of the Titans!
It was broadcast on the Jumbotron
It was that damn excitin'!
The day the trial began, all were confused
Why? This needs explaining
The Don made Judy an offer, but she refused
Said 'Don't pee on my shoes, it's not raining!'
Judge Judy eventually declared a mistrial
Confessed later 'It was against my wishes
But I'm a smart cookie' she said with a smile
'If I didn't, I'd be sleeping with the fishes!'
