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He couldn’t take anymore, Les
There was a young widow named Dawn
Who often felt sad and forlorn
Since she was alone, was depressed
Often didn't get dressed
Never maintained her front lawn
Her neighbor Lester grew to detest her
Called the cops, demanded they arrest her
'Dawn's a pain in the ass
Never cuts the grass'
The cops agreed 'Needs someone to mow, Lester'
