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Three farmers
A story of two farmers? No, there were three
In order to protect their identity
I'll refer to them as Farmer A, B and C
The story may cause you agita, as it did for me
Farmer A worked very hard, each and every day
To feed the cows and chickens, and to bale the hay
Farmer A's life was all work and no play
He kept to himself, didn't have much to say
Farmer B wasn't as hard worker as he could be
Preferred to spend most of his time watching TV
You're thinking Farmer A would do better than Farmer B?
Not necessarily, because Farmer B received a subsidy
Farmer A didn't have much land, maybe half the size of Farmer B
But both of them together, they don't come close to Farmer C
He had acres and acres, stretching far as your eye can see
As you can imagine, this worked out very well for Farmer C
They started calling Farmer C Big Farmer, a name they call him still
He says no matter what the problem is, he'll sell you a pill
Occasionally, a pol will say 'Let's do something', introduce a bill
You think Big Farmer is concerned? He never was and never will
