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Past uh due? Need Ragu
There once was a young man named Tony
Whose fiancee said 'You're too bony
Dude, till you gain weight
The wedding must wait
Eat more spaghetti, rigatoni and macaroni'
Tony put on some weight and felt great
Was looking forward to his wedding date
Until his fiancee realized
Said 'Dude, I'll be penalized'
Why? He was all ready! Pasta Dude ate?
