A poem about Gus

There's a man in my co-op named Gus

Who is hated by all of us 

Every shareholder 

Says he has a chip on his shoulder

We all wish he gets hit by a bus

 

Gus, can you please inform us?

Why you never seem to have any fun, Gus

Sex can be fun

But like a priest you have nun

Hey look! I just made a bad pun, Gus

 

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