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How this would end up for Bert
There was a young man named Bert
Who thought of himself as a flirt
But he'd often despair
With women get nowhere
Bert's feelings would always be hurt
The problem, Bert would discover
Didn't lie with a prospective lover
To avoid rejection
He needed direction
Should he ever get a woman under the cover
With the solution to his problem now clear
Bert knew what he needed to hear
'My problem' says Bert
'Wasn't sure where I should insert
Now I'll ask a woman to point and say 'Insert Here''
