He went for broke, er

A man who resembles Al Roker

Bought his wife a diamond choker 

But he made some mistakes 

When he said 'Raise the stakes'

He lost the choker when playing strip poker

 

When he told his wife, she said 'This is a joke, huh?

You lost my diamond choker playing strip poker?

You want sex with me?
There's no way, honey

Hire a TV, you could stroke her!'

 

View teytonon's Full Portfolio