A man who resembles Al Roker
Bought his wife a diamond choker
But he made some mistakes
When he said 'Raise the stakes'
He lost the choker when playing strip poker
When he told his wife, she said 'This is a joke, huh?
You lost my diamond choker playing strip poker?
You want sex with me?
There's no way, honey
Hire a TV, you could stroke her!'