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Benefit you may doubt
There was a young man named Lenny
Who, when it came to girlfriends, had many
But, from what I was hearing
They were all domineering
Plus high maintenance, all cost a pretty penny
One morning Lenny awoke and said 'I
Have decided beginning today to be bi
I desire romance
Feel I've a better chance
To find what I want with a guy'
Online dating, to him, was the pits
Lenny almost called it quits
But then he met Benny
Knew he was the one when he
Just like a glove, Benny fits!
