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What’s your beef, Patty?
There was a young gal named Patty
Who was born and raised in Cincinnati
Didn't root for the Reds
Took plenty of meds
Everyone thought she was batty
She'd say 'Wish I was from Kansas City
The gals there sure are pretty
I'd root for the Royals
Dab myself with oils'
No one in Cincy thought this was witty
