Who’s that gal again?

Trump has his enemies, real and perceived 

There isn't a doubt, he was quite peeved

When the US attorney refused to indict 

James Comey, thought that wasn't quite right 

 

So he searched high and low for a replacement 

Even having aides check the White House basement

Chose a young woman, what's the name of that gal again?

It's on the tip of my tongue, oh right, Lindsey Halligan

 

She has no experience as a federal prosecutor 

But, you have to admit, nobody is cuter

And as far as the indictment of a crime 

She can indict me anytime

 

While I sound like I think she's fantastic

Think again, my remarks are sarcastic 

A way I hope to cope with rage

As we live through the new Dark Age

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/us/politics/lindsey-halligan-trump.html

 

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