Trump has his enemies, real and perceived
There isn't a doubt, he was quite peeved
When the US attorney refused to indict
James Comey, thought that wasn't quite right
So he searched high and low for a replacement
Even having aides check the White House basement
Chose a young woman, what's the name of that gal again?
It's on the tip of my tongue, oh right, Lindsey Halligan
She has no experience as a federal prosecutor
But, you have to admit, nobody is cuter
And as far as the indictment of a crime
She can indict me anytime
While I sound like I think she's fantastic
Think again, my remarks are sarcastic
A way I hope to cope with rage
As we live through the new Dark Age
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/us/politics/lindsey-halligan-trump.html