RIP Giorgio Armani
In fashion, number one, he
Dressed to impress
It's a good guess
Wasn't close friends with Rudy Giuliani
He had an old friend Giovanni
Who, years ago, lent him some money
This was before he made it
But he never repaid it
Giovanni didn't think this was funny
Giovanni kept a close watch, he
Said 'That man's a pain in my crotch, he
Giorgio Armani
You owe me my money
The hell with you, I'll wear Versace!'
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/04/fashion/giorgio-armani-dead.html